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large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps
I don't think I could top those pythons.

Paytonism 

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
Paytonism by tacosaf April 9, 2015
A theory presenting new insight into the inner world of the neurodivergent psyche, reframing autism as an alternative form of consciousness. It can be distinguished as an oscillation of psychic energy between the unconscious and conscious mind.

Can be used in reference to an autistic individual (Pythian) or the collective group (Pythia), or even to replace the use of the word autism entirely.
"Nowhere is the effect of Pythiism more evident than in its expression of language, filtered as it is through the processes of the unconscious itself."
- Harris, R.L. (2021). Pythiism, p31
Pythiism by Pythiism December 6, 2021
When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs
While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.
Pythoning by Zackory February 3, 2022
1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.
1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.
phonism by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

Pythonic 

Humour that is inspired by or in rare cases emulates aspects of Monty Phython. This kind of humour is utterly random, hilariously bizzare and incredibly witty and satirical at the same time, although it is rare for any modern television program or movie to reach this.
Family Guy and The Simpsons use Pythonic humour
Pythonic by A L Harvey January 9, 2006