pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).

The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.

pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005

punkassery 

Defined as a state of mind and/or collection of actions by an individual who is a punkass. These individual punkasses may often commit random or planned acts of punkassery, thereby making life that much harder for those around them.

Mark said to Jordan, "I am so tired! I have had it with your punkassery!"

punkassery by Jordan10103 November 22, 2006

puntangina Ukyo

to be adorable

Dsct twt is going through a puntangina ukyo arc.

puntangina Ukyo by Lyniz February 4, 2021

punkass 

A young guy who has no power in the world except the power to annoy.
So he (and his mates) dress and walk like wannabe gangstas, and do things like cross the road super-slow in front of your car forcing you to slow right down, because they know you aren't going to run them over. As they walk by they look at you sullenly.
Punkasses need to get the beatdown as soon as possible so they become plain punks.

'Look at that fucking punkass. Why is he walking like one leg is shorter than the other!? Fucking loser.'

punkass by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

puntable dog 

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

puntable dog by qwerty1 August 3, 2009

punkass 

An annoying young person who has not yet had life beat the attitude out of them.

Dude was a real punkass, til he tried that shit with some bikers. He ain't pretty no more.

punkass by WadeB January 26, 2007

puntabulous 

The utilization of puns in an astonishingly creative way that takes the listener by surprise.

Craig: "The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"

puntabulous by dave491 December 9, 2008