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Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
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popped collar 

The act of popping up the collar of a polo shirt, so it covers the neck.

Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now it is a trend among frat boys and preps.

A common look for the frat boy is to wear a pink polo shirt with the collar popped. The pink shirt fools sorostitutes into thinking that frat boy is comfortable with his sexuality, when in reality, every sixth word out of his mouth is faggot.
And here we see a fine specimen of prep. Note the sandles with socks, meticulously groomed hair, and popped collar.
popped collar by JakeStar May 7, 2005

and then a skeleton popped out 

Used at the end of a story to spice it up, make it interesting, or to just keep someone's attention.
It took so long walking home from school, my feet were killing me. When I got home I threw my shoes into my closet, and then a skeleton popped out.
a chicago term for being shot.
bro, fools from the 9 rolled up on jacob and popped his ass
popped by perpetuallybopped August 6, 2018

popped collar 

On a polo shirt, the style of lifting the collar up instead of having it in its natural, down position.
"If I see another popped collar, necks will be broken!"
popped collar by kwashia January 11, 2005

short poppies 

A New Zealand slang for a small towner, someone who hasn't left the town they were born in. This term is used usually in a derogatory sense i.e. a dim local, ignorant hick, etc.
The town is filled with short poppies, not a working brain in the bunch.
short poppies by Briggs215 May 28, 2014

Popped Toast 

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster
Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky
Popped Toast by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011