Ponk

To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.

This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.

Ponk by Wanna Ponk? November 14, 2010

ponk

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

ponk by cookie October 9, 2002

ponk

A french fart.
no im actually serious.

your ponk smells.

ponk by crazyPsycho16 March 5, 2022

Ponk

P in Paul
Onk from Donk
So like Ponk
Duh

He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.

Ponk by PashionFruit May 24, 2022

ponk

Someone who keys your car

'Did you see what he's done to my car?'
'Yeah, I know, what a ponk!'

ponk by yoghurt3457 March 29, 2010

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

Ponk by BigDim February 19, 2008

ponk

v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"

(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!

ponk by townloony October 22, 2008