Wife: "Can't be arsed cooking tonight, fancy some take out?"
Husband: "You got the menu for that new Chinki-Nosh that's opened up down cheap-side?"
Husband: "You got the menu for that new Chinki-Nosh that's opened up down cheap-side?"
by BigDim January 15, 2010
To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.
A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.
A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.
A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.
You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.
Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!
You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.
Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!
by BigDim February 19, 2008