Definitions by BigDim

Chinki-Nosh 

Slang - A term used to refer to the local Chinese Restuarant or Take-Away.

Wife: "Can't be arsed cooking tonight, fancy some take out?"

Husband: "You got the menu for that new Chinki-Nosh that's opened up down cheap-side?"

Chinki-Nosh by BigDim January 18, 2010

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

Ponk by BigDim February 19, 2008