Polish hat trick 

Shootgun 1 beer , do a shot of vodka and rail of cocaine. They all have to be done one after another

U acting like a little bitch , why dont u do a polish hat trick and see if u can turn your self around...

Polish hat trick by Honey badger 275 July 1, 2018

Twitter suicide poll 

On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."

Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.

If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.

So be careful.

If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.

If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.

Just don't.

Twitter suicide poll by taynimated March 13, 2021

normal pills 

Pills that are prescribed to you by your doctor when you start doing dumbass stuff like wearing masks, faking Minecraft speedruns and making shitty music with an even shittier music video.

Did you see that dream guy? He needs to take normal pills. What a weirdo

normal pills by Window boy June 17, 2021

Polish Identity Theft 

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

Polish Identity Theft by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.

Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!

polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

shoe polish 

The best way to kill a werewolf.

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

shoe polish by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022

Polish helicopter 

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

Polish helicopter by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016