Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews
pineapples and drinks
coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and
coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo!
My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee
last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a
concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.