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penislessness 

The state of not having a penis
You are just mad because you suffer from penislessness
penislessness by Raziel April 28, 2003

penisiblings 

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*
penisiblings by Smöl March 6, 2020

Peniseule 

If you say "Peniseule" to someone, he will say "Halts Maul du Eule!" to you, which means youre pretty fucked up.
In most of the cases u will get pwned if u say it.
Gore says: Du dreckige Peniseule pass auf Mann!
(You dirty penisowl watch out man!)
Anubis says: Halts Maul du Eule ich fick deine Mutter!
(Shut the fuck up you owl i will fuck your mom!)
Peniseule by Gor+- November 5, 2006

Penisbread 

Penisbread is a dick between two slices of bread. You can only use this word if you are a holy child of god. If you don’t worship black Jesus this word is forbidden.
Reese randomly out of nowhere: Penisbread
Penisbread by Reese has a peepeeeee September 7, 2019

the fast and the penisless 

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

Penisalicious

When the dick is just too, too much.
Hey, did you see Jerry last night?
I did, his dick was penisalicious.
Penisalicious by NebuTekk January 11, 2016