Pedophile Piñata 

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

Pedophile Piñata by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

podophiliatrix 

A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.

It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.

I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!

podophiliatrix by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

Podophilia 

The foot fetish of a human being. The most common sexual interest in a nonsexual body part: a paraphilia for feet. Usually including, but not limited to: sexual, romantic or platonic attraction to feet of the opposite sex.

Podophilia for lot of people allegedly starts in childhood.

Podophilia by Info2go October 26, 2016

Pedophilophile 

A person that is attracted to a pedophile, usually because they are "rugged" and "rebellious".

Henk was starring at the pedophile from the bushes.

The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.

Pedophilophile by XeyOiz October 31, 2011

pedophile van 

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

pedophile van by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

pedophilygamy 

Pedophile + polygamy

The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.

A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.

Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.

Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.

pedophilygamy by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010