panicdote 

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

panicdote by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

Panicide 

1. where you kill everyone
2. where you kill everyone not part of your group
3. where you end/destroy the world

Eren yeager commited panicide during the rumbling

Panicide by Librarysys September 10, 2023

Panicked Cop Look

The very quick and panicked look around that someone does while driving, after breaking a traffic law (running a red light, running a stop sign, etc.) to make sure that no cops were there to see it.

Bobby: Dude, you just ran a stop sign
Carl: S***! *does a Panicked Cop Look* Okay, no cops saw me, i think were good!

Panicked Cop Look by Christopher Brolumbus August 13, 2010

Panicked gay 

Kim Hongjoong from Ateez.

San: Hongjoong, you're all tiny and scary till a man tries to kiss you. Then you're all tiny and panicked.

Seonghwa: Oh! I can confirm.
Hongjoong: Wtf???????
San: You're a panicked gay.
Hongjoong: This discussion is NOT happening.

Panicked gay by pewpewatiny November 2, 2020

panicer 

A delicious Italian sandwich, with grilled bread and tasty meats that you would grab to enjoy a nice sunny day outside.

'Hey Vadim, I am starving. Let's grab a couple panicers and head over to the park to make fun of the Americans those wankers'

panicer by database czar October 21, 2011

panicdote 

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

panicdote by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

panicdotal 

An unreliable story or excuse created under duress in the moment of panic.

He was so frightened he lied, creating a panicdotal story.

panicdotal by Pseudon42 April 25, 2017