rectal painting 

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.

It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.

rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

painding 

A pounding pain, commonly found in your head.

I have a total painding in my head after taking that math test.

painding by blah707 December 19, 2011

Joy Of Painting 

The Joy of Painting was an American television show hosted by Bob Ross that taught viewers how to complete a painting of a landscape in thirty minutes.

The show was broadcast by non-commercial public television stations (distributed to them not by PBS but by what is now American Public Television, Boston) (produced at WIPB in Muncie, Indiana) from 1983 to 1994. It also developed a cult following.

Each show began with Bob Ross standing alone in a dark room in front a blank canvas. Over thirty minutes, Bob Ross would turn the blank canvas into an imaginary landscape. His efforts were accompanied by a soothing monologue about the "happy clouds" and "happy trees" that he was creating with his brush.

Despite the death of Bob Ross, the show continues to be broadcast in syndication on public television stations, and continues a multi-million dollar spin-off business bearing Ross' name sells art accessories related to the show.

There will be a video game for the Nintendo Wii based on the series entitiled: Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting.

Yo, remember that show Joy of Painting with the white guy with a afro that painted mad happy clouds and shit? Them good ol days, huh nigga...

Joy Of Painting by Spiderkid May 28, 2006

slash pairing 

A slash pairing is when you pair two or more male characters together.

The female version of that is called Femslash.

A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
B: Sweet, I ship Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler.

slash pairing by xMinka June 21, 2014

Pining 

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

Pining by shuft April 10, 2006

One True Pairing

OTP is a perfect pairing between two fictional characters. Klaus and Caroline invented the word OTP.

One True Pairing is a couple so perfect for each other. For example the line that Klaus ended all ships. "He's your first love, I intend to be your last. However, long it takes."

One True Pairing by 000CAta June 12, 2017

poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

poop painting by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008