Petting the ferret 

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

Petting the ferret by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Panting Puppy 

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

Panting Puppy by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Light Petting 

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.

We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.

Light Petting by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

petting by Cornholio November 3, 2003

pencing 

(v.) present participle of pence: avoiding a direct answer to a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"

Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"

"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"

"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."

pencing by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015

Petting

Petting is an action you perform on your domesticated animal when they’re being an extra good boy, by rubbing their head and/or body in a pleasant way.
You’re doing it correctly if they make little happy noises

David: My dukey is such a good boy I’m always petting him he loves it.
(Duke) *pant pant tongue noises*
David: Aww see

Petting by DoubleMobius September 9, 2019