painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

Durtay Painus 

A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.

Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.

Durtay Painus by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

painsomnia 

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.

These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.

painsomnia by danathepaina May 4, 2011

pianus 

A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Painis

Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.

Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.

Painis by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011