Newfie punch 

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.

"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it

Newfie punch by AvgBro October 27, 2013

Newfie Ski Doo 

When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!

Ay, yo! I had to get across de lake to see my brudder, so I took a newfie ski doo to see him, ay!

Newfie Ski Doo by PantlessSnake24 April 8, 2019

Newfie Fridge

n. Any location in the house, such as the garage or sun-porch, that can substitute for a refrigerator in the winter time. Often used to store Christmas leftovers or beer.

Sometimes this is a Guinea Fridge that is not plugged in due to the extreme Newfoundland winter.

Welcome to the party. Put your beer in the newfie fridge on the back porch.

Newfie Fridge by Goat Slywinkle February 3, 2010

Newfie Twister 

sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!

Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.

Newfie Twister by Newfie Chickey June 22, 2011

newfie circumcision 

Procedure performed on newborn males on the rock. A screech bottle is used to guide a cod fileting knife for the perfect removal of the foreskin of the penis. Following the procedure the men take sips from the bottle of screech until the last one gets the foreskin who must consume it. They become the child's Godfather.

G'day bye where ya to? Aye bye Ima heading to me sis's we be doin a newfie circumcision on her youngin.

Alright bye good luck and me hopes you don't gets the last sip.

newfie circumcision by Linchmob October 3, 2020

newfie joint 

a cigarette paper rolled with weed and tobacco

the dirty newfie smoked a dirty newfie joint

newfie joint by urbanninja October 20, 2012

Newfie Speed and Custom 

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

Newfie Speed and Custom by D.Gould November 3, 2007