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Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.
Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"
Needle Noodle by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

Bury the needle 

Driving an automobile, motorcycle or any other vehicle equipped with a speedometer, and driving at a rate of speed faster than the top speed that the vehicle's speedometer can read. The pointer or "needle" will either dissapear below the gauge or rest on the pin just below the highest increment on the speedometer.
Last week I tried to bury the needle on my Corvette and I succeeded. It has a 160 MPH speedometer, so I know I was going 161 Plus.
Bury the needle by CJames2K September 3, 2011

Needlepoint 

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)
Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...
Needlepoint by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015

Needle Juice 

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle
Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out
Needle Juice by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008
An Alien Gun used in the Bungie game series Halo. In Halo one, like all guns, in halo 2, they became dual weilable, but in halo 3 returned to single weild, the only one handed non dual gun. The fire long, slightly homing projectiles that explode after enough hit the target, normally around eight needles judging from halo three. It is mostly used if you dislike the spawn weapon and fear you will die soon or if you think you may surprise someone. The are used to easily get a "Beyond the Grave" medal in halo 3 since they only explode after a certain time. This is sometimes made in vain since if not enough needles hit, they will not exploded and dissappear as the shield regenerates.
A game using only the needler? this is crazy.
Needler by Spencer J. B. November 19, 2007