Muppetant 

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.

You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.

Muppetant by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012

mulleting 

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

mulleting by vitl August 3, 2010

musketing 

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.

I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.

musketing by Bean Bug November 16, 2016

Musketing 

A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.

Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.

Musketing by alfstewart4lyf November 28, 2021

muppetism 

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

muppetism by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

muppetism 

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

muppetism by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

Puppeting 

During group sex, inserting one or more fingers into the anus and/or genitals of 2 people at the same time. This act can be performed on 2 women, a woman and man, or 2 men. the person inserting his/her fingers is the 'puppet master', and the 2 receiving persons are the 'puppets'. can be used as a verb.

I had them on all fours and was puppeting them until they came.

Puppeting by The High Lord Puppet Master September 19, 2009