mugger magnets

Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.

I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.

mugger magnets by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Mooch Madness 

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

Mooch Madness by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

Signing Madness 

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

Signing Madness by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

Beatdown Madness 

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.

"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."

Beatdown Madness by _Caution April 20, 2021

Magnets

One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo

by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.

Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.

"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"

Magnets by Spidermanstailor April 25, 2010

Madness 

As a product of abuse, (be it psychological, violent or combination of miscellaneous factors): A behavioral expression, (not necessarily unreasonable or a product of mental disorders) leading to an almost complete disregard of the instinctual directive for self preservation; which yields a disproportionate level of motivation to accomplish certain objectives of which are not necessarily violent or of ill intent.

The young geniuses of our society are driven to the point of madness by the relentless onslaughts from the simple-minded that radiate hatred and/or in some cases the intent to harm and/or destroy said geniuses.

Madness by Thought Revolution October 31, 2016

Maidens of madness 

A small organization that by duplicitous means makes unsuccessful attempts to alter its identity. They often get A for effort and imagination.

"Wat? Did these guys seriously think we were going to buy this? Maidens of Madness? lol"

Maidens of madness by Not as dumb as they think September 4, 2009