Anal Lease 

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

Anal Lease by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

ca'lease 

Ca'lease is a very tall pretty athletic girl , who doesn't let any female or male get in her way. Ca'lease also got a real bad attitude problem. She really cool and chill until you take her to her bad side and then there's a whole different Ca'lease.

Damn, there go Ca'lease fine ass.

ca'lease by UnknownFineBitch March 13, 2017

Crack Lease 

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.

Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!

Crack Lease by Landric April 4, 2003

Ford Lease 

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

Ford Lease by bro joe January 14, 2009

anna-lease 

it is a female gypsy that lives in a caravan or cardboard box eaiting beans over a campfire

shut up you anna-lease

anna-lease by n.g.e+orange January 15, 2008

Ford Lease 

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

Ford Lease by Geoff L May 22, 2005

sistah puh-lease 

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.

1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"

sistah puh-lease by koscar February 10, 2005