Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.

"That deer became fender ketchup".

Fender Ketchup by flashadams November 12, 2006

Cunt Ketchup 

Menstrual blood.

guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.

Cunt Ketchup by michaelpulaski January 18, 2012

marry the ketchups 

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle

Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.

marry the ketchups by kbaderak September 30, 2011

Ketchup Water 

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

Ketchup Water by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008

Benjamin Ketchup 

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus

Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"

Benjamin Ketchup by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup 

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Fat Girl Ketchup 

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

Fat Girl Ketchup by DonRon August 11, 2010