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Kardashian Commitment 

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.
The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.

the Kardashians 

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.
Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!
Kardashian by For_sure December 15, 2013

Cody Kardashian 

Is a self-made internet celebrity who gained internet fame by adding anyone and everyone that he could through myspace and his hundreds of other social networking sites. He is compared to the likes of other scene kings such as John Hock, Corey Pattakos, and Jeffree Star. He is well known for his trendy styles and happens to constantly know months before when something new will come into style. Although he is widely liked by preteens and most of the younger generation, he is extremely stuck up and sometimes a little racist. He is not related to Kim Kardashian, and his real last name is Young. As posted on Sticky Drama in January his personal info leaked and it is said the he is from the inbreeded state of (somewhere) West Virginia. He is known as an internet socialite. He is friends with John Hock, Melissa Marie, Scotty Vanity, Jennard Skynnard, Kurt Tracy, Amor Hilton, Kaiden Blake, Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kayla Catastrophe, and many other well-known scenesters.
Edenforever5: Did you get to meet Cody Kardashian at Warped Tour last year??

Mybleedingbroken$ceneheart: yeah he wouldnt give me an autograph because he said that im too ugly

SexualErection: What a douche. he's the king of the douches of douchebaggery!

Edenforever5: Yeah what a lowlife faggot!
Cody Kardashian by sceneysceneable September 19, 2009

Kardashian Level Bitch 

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.
Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch