Jordaneske 

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

Jordaneske by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

Jordanette 

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

Jordanette by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009

Jordanette 

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

Jordanette by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

jordansdying 

jordansdying is a high school rapper from charlotte north carolina, that lil nigga don’t miss on baby

friend: yo bro pmo to sum music
me: yeah bra imma play some jordansdying that lil nigga hard

jordansdying by ithinkbetterwhenimhigh March 20, 2022

Jordapedia 

When somebody named Jordan behaves like a know it all cunt, but is consistently incorrect with non sighted facts (like Wikipedia)

"Oh god here comes Jordapedia again

Jordan: No, You're wrong, Travis Pastrana won gold in the 100m freestyle last Olympics.

Everyone else: god damn it Jordan

Jordapedia by Yolodu February 19, 2014

Jordane

The cutest guys are named Jordane. They are soooo sweet and you should deff ask one out NOW!!!

Girl 1: Damnnnn hes cute asf
Girl 2: yeah hes a Jordane

Jordane by Weasley.Wh0re November 3, 2020

jordandavidlive 

Noun: A Twitch Streamer with Tik Tok clout, a kind community, wholesome streams, and he can code stuff

Verb: To aggressively slap someone in Minecraft with tenderness

I just jordandavidlived someone

jordandavidlive by Vitalasy (JAL268) December 26, 2020