sister johosph 

refering to ancient times of an old nun, capable of jacking off her husbands small bald genatalia, but having ones husband stolen from sibling, aka mean catholic skool bitch: see steve guinta

god damm why does my teacher have to be such a sister johosph

sister johosph by steven guinta (lmfao travis...head ache, u kno ) October 15, 2003

johoe 

the term joehoe is sometimes used to describe the relegious person a Jehovah's Witnesses.

"hey look at that man/lady of there. she must be a fucking johoe!"

johoe by sectorcpope May 9, 2006

johnese 

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

johnese by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

jovoes 

religious freaks who think it funny to fool you into reading liturature with dylon song titles only for you to realise that they are boring nutters with fuck all else better to do

dont answer the door love there are fucking jovoes out there

jovoes by lolipop June 18, 2006

Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.

This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!

Joehoes by granttheman June 24, 2013

Johoena

Adj. It is a disease that can spread rapidly by getting near a hoe/slut. (A disease that can spread by a hoe.)

Boy 1: look at her
Boy 2: I think she has johoena

Johoena by Nagshdb August 4, 2016

johnessia 

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

johnessia by Rude and mean February 22, 2017