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jewish year 

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.
OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
jewish year by Johnny De December 5, 2007
A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.
" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's
Jewism by Jew King287 July 12, 2009

jewish honey

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

Jewish God 

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.
Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.
Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.
jewitch by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

jewish american princess 

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled
Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)