mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children

Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

mommy jacking by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018

Jacking it in San Diego

The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.

Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."

Stan: "What?!"...

Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...

Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."

Jacking it in San Diego by MAV28 March 12, 2013

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.

Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!

Straw Jacking by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017

corner jacking 

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

corner jacking by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

Janning out 

Accepted as a colloquial for the first person to fall asleep or leave at a social event

Synonyms: Bitch out, punk out, geek out, pass out.

Did you see that guy Janning out at 10:30 last night?

John- "Hey man, where's Bill? He invited me over here fifteen minutes ago..."
Bob - "Oh, he's Janning out in the tub."

Janning out by Basil of Baker Street May 16, 2011

trailer jacking 

To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.

I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!

trailer jacking by thebigbellyboss April 9, 2010