insult to injury 

to contribute more pain to something that has already been damaged

Too add insult to injury the kids laugh at the boy who fell down the steps.

insult to injury by Gerard Irick October 14, 2010

self-injury 

The act of deliberately inflicting harm on ones own body without suicidal intent or plans of bodily modification (eg. piercing your ears isn't self-injury). Typically self-injury is practiced to block mental pain with physical pain, or to provide the self-injurer with something that they can feel if they are emotionally numb. Common forms of self-injury include cutting with a sharp object such as a razor or a knife, burning (with an open flame, chemicals, a heated object (technically, this is branding, not burning), or friction from rubbing with an object such as a pencil erasor), scratching or scraping, and hitting (whether with ones own hands or another object).

Although it is sometimes misinterpreted as a suicide attempt, self-injury is actually a coping mechanism used to deal with powerful negative feelings and prevent suicide.

self-injury by Anonymous Ex-cutter June 21, 2003

Repetitive Spaff Injury 

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

Repetitive Spaff Injury by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

Coldplay Injury 

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

Coldplay Injury by Ezomz August 6, 2013

skeet injury 

Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.

Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.

Rachel got a skeet injury when Bill shot her in the eye.

skeet injury by cw3 March 28, 2008

celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

celebration injury by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014

head injury marriage 

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

head injury marriage by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019