Humpty-Diddle 

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

Humpty-Diddle by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

humpty dumpty fell off the wall 

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

humpty dumpty fell off the wall by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

Humpty Blumpkin 

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

Humpty Blumpkin by Broganoff February 22, 2009

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

Humpty Dumpty Junkie by EricCC December 9, 2014

humpty hump 

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.

"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"

humpty hump by Alfred Bundy September 19, 2009

humpty frumpty 

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

humpty frumpty by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty by spen53 May 14, 2018