Houdini Guido Raid 

The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.

Then Cum in her face.

Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.

Houdini Guido Raid by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009

Houdini Nordic Raider 

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.

-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!

Houdini Nordic Raider by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007

Closet Houdini 

When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.

I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.

Closet Houdini by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008

Hot Houdini 

Doing your girl from behind, when you are about to climax, you squirt a bit of hot sauce on her asshole. and when she turns around to see what the hell happened, you blow your load on her face!

Roommate 1: Aw man who used up the Hot sauce!? Roommate 2: Sorry dude I gave this girl a Hot Houdini last night

Hot Houdini by MR. DNICK@CHEECK May 26, 2010

Purple Houdini 

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

Purple Houdini by RBAK July 11, 2016

popped-a-houdini 

For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"

Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned

popped-a-houdini by Dr.Dedoverde August 14, 2009

Canadian Houdini 

First you have to make sure the lights are off and that your girl is facing at a window. As you are having sex with her from behind you pull out as you tell her you’re "putting a condom on" but what really happens is your friend SECRETELY comes out from hiding and begins to have sex with this person. You run outside of the house and look into the window.

Me and Bob ran a canadian houdini on Sarah.

Canadian Houdini by Ma_Ar_Vi_MAV March 16, 2009