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Hosaena is a beautiful Ethiopian girl with an awesome attitude! Hosaena's usually have dark, curly hair, are tall, and athletic. Hosaena's are usually very energetic and friendly. Sometimes it gets a bit annoying but they always mean well and love all of their friends. Hosaena's lack in the self confidence sector but is always there when others are in need. You will love any Hosaena you meet, hold on to her!
That Hosaena is such a friendly person!!
Hosaena by 200455181 June 13, 2019
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
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Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
A long haired heavy metal fan from the 80's.
Either you were a punk, a jock, a skater, a nerd or a heshen in high school.
Heshen by nelliedeleie April 27, 2014

big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

Ross Hose 

A hose on a hookah that is vastly inferior to any other hose on the same hookah or is a generally inadequate hose on any hookah.
I've got the Ross Hose, man, I can't get a good hit.
Ross Hose by ButtCheese100 July 6, 2011