Hoshe 

A Hoshe is a person who smokes copious amounts of bud, enjoys karaoke, and is mediocre at playing EA's FIFA 2013.

Can also describe a person who resembles Draco Malfoy.

Guy 1 "That stoner is shite at FIFA"
Guy 2 "Yeh, classic Hoshe."

Hoshe by SpritleyParrot August 20, 2013

Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

Hosehauler 

A slang term for Firefighters referring to them hauling fire hose to the scene of a fire.

Cop: Hey dispatch, you'd better get the hosehaulers out here; the place is going up in flames.

Hosehauler by quarterlfecrisis December 22, 2009

I don't hold a hose 

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.

'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'

I don't hold a hose by Kero400420 December 10, 2020

Hosegood 

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself

Hosegood by TNEames December 6, 2012

Hooshen 

Piece of Shit
From LazarBeam’s video? xD

Now I googled hooshen, apparently it means piece of shit

Hooshen by LazarBeams #1 Fan February 22, 2019

Bullet Hose

An automatic weapon with a high rate of fire; a weapon that fires its rounds so quickly and in such large quantities that it can be compared to water spraying out of a garden hose.

"The MG42 is a real bullet hose; it burns through ammo belts in ten seconds flat."

Bullet Hose by ZeroDevil December 30, 2011