Hemdroid 

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

Hemdroid by Steafan August 26, 2013

Hemdroid 

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".

Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!

Hemdroid by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014

hetroid 

A pejorative term for gay people to call heterosexuals/straight people.

person 1: why are straight people so horrible?
person 2: they are a bunch of hetroids, what did you expect?

hetroid by wasbluke October 29, 2023

Heroids 

The mixture of heroin and steroids. It is an extreme drug/work-out supplement. It provides the intense high of heroin with the rapid growth and recovery effects of steroids. It's meant to take you're work-out to godly levels and increase your performance in all things dramatically. Side effects range from mild to straight erroneous.

Nick- Man, my work-outs have been lacking and I've been kinda down lately.

Alec- I have the solution. Heroids. It'll improve every single thing you need it too almost immediately.

Nick- Wow! Sounds intense.

Stefan- I've been taking heroids for years, that's why my performance in everything has improved to god-like levels.

Alec- Is that proof enough for you?

Nick- More than enough, pass that shit over here.

Heroids by ACN2369 March 24, 2011

hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004

hamroid 

a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...

My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.

hamroid by johny drama January 10, 2008

hemroids 

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

hemroids by Schecter August 19, 2006