Hassle loads 

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!

jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!

Hassle loads by red_knickers June 16, 2008

hassle units 

A "hassle unit" is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. The low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. The high end (100) indicates that the task will require massive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.

"Meeting you for lunch today will require 10 hassle units, the restaraunt isn't too far from my office."

"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."

"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.

hassle units by Steve Jackson October 12, 2004

Hassle Hog 

a type of cake commonly found in the LA area. (other parts of california too)

hey, could you cut me a slice of that hassle hog?

Hassle Hog by dustulator January 5, 2023

Hassle my buzz 

1. To make fool of an idea.
2. To reject an idea.
3. To block an idea by making it look foollish.

Just because you disagree with me doesn't mean you should hassle my buzz.

I love hassling the buzz of Obama. He is so wrong.

Hassle my buzz by AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM August 20, 2010

hassle burger 

noun Slang. a situation, task, etc., that seems difficult or frustrating.

With no sleep last night, I'll be eating a hassle burger today.

hassle burger by coworkers minus the "co" April 17, 2023

hassle me faster 

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.

Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!

hassle me faster by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010

Hassle hogs 

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

Hassle hogs by toefu January 13, 2023