hasselbeck 

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

hasselbeck by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasselharf 

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

Hasselharf by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011

Hasselhoff 

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

Hasselhoff by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

Hackell 

verb: to make an attack from a perceived position of strength only to retreat when met with force, while continuing to fire blindly. Unlike cover fire, Hackelling involves firing wildly in an attempt to confuse pursuit and/or create enough frustration and collateral damage that the original target disengages.

Once it became obvious that he was outgunned, the attacker began hackelling in an effort to escape while appearing to be stronger than he was.

Hackell by Rocket75 June 21, 2020

unholy hasselhoff 

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.

The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

unholy hasselhoff by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008

hasselhoffing 

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

hasselhoffing by msmel March 18, 2010

Haskell 

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005