Harketing 

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

Harketing by BenC May 13, 2006

hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

Harvesting Haploids 

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

Harvesting Haploids by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Bryce Harpering 

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

Bryce Harpering by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

Pear Harvesting 

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

Pear Harvesting by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010

Havering Sixth Form 

Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.

Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick

Havering Sixth Form by hsfchick October 8, 2011

harveyanonce 

A disease where you like kids that are under the age of 14.

That guy dave has harveyanonce watch out

harveyanonce by el chomharv February 11, 2021