Haru 

Haru, in Japanese, means spring, but it means otherwise in the ancient Mayan language. It means to be internally masturbating for all eternity. Some people will nowadays use this term as a joke.

Y'know, I kinda think I'm a haru.

Haru by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

haru 

A haur.

John, stop being a haur.

haru by #poring August 12, 2003

haru 

okay last time i edited this:
Definition of Haru:
An almost 19 year old voice actor who moans into a microphone and who punches his doors and has yaoi hands and long veiny arms, also a power bottom simp (though he claims to be dom) with his height decreasing everyday. Also a dumbass go boobies and ehead and his discord server bullies him 25/8.

“you are such a power bottom simp, haru!”

haru by a none ni mose May 12, 2020

Haru 

A girl who cries every night about a boy who doesn’t give a fuck about her. This boy also fucks his hand every night until he busts almost clear liquid because he wanks so much and he is also fucking around with a girl named skribble. Poor Haruki.

Haru is so fucking pathetic.

Haru by happybirthdaynicholas August 22, 2021

Haru 

Most beautiful creature in the world <3

“Oh look there’s Haru, the most fantastic human being in the world

Haru by tuamadrelol November 24, 2021

haru 

haru is a very cool person who makes discord servers very cool

haru is so cool! I wish they were online all the time

haru by balladear May 21, 2022

Haru 

a super smart, gorgeous guy who deserves all the respect in the world <33 one of the best friends you'll ever have. haru always has your back. get yourself someone like my beloved haru.

person A: "woah, who's that hottie over there?"
person B: "that's Haru"

Haru by JET___ May 25, 2022