Cameron Hanes 

An accomplished American bowhunter of the West who is a badass and a beast at what he does. He is Under Armour's longest sponsored athlete, and runs ultra marathons. He also hunts all sorts of animals and uses his skills in running in order to prepare him for the time he spends in the outdoors. Despite being a busy man, he also is a family man. He can be described as a down-to-earth person and he has a lot of humble-strength. Although he has been very successful, he does not let it get to his head. He is a hard worker and is always looking for ways to improve himself. He is well known for his inspirational quotes such as "Keep Hammering" and "Nobody Cares Work Harder". While people bash him on social media and throw shade on him for what he does as a hunter, he does not stoop to their level and he doesn't care what they have to say. He focuses on his goals and being a good person. If you ever get the chance to meet this man, I assure you that you won't be disappointed.

Nick: "Aye whose that guy who passed us on the trail today?"
Ben: "Bro! That was Cameron Hanes! I bet you he's preparing for an elk hunt soon!"

Cameron Hanes by foxda5th August 28, 2017

Michael William Hanes Jr. 

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

Michael William Hanes Jr. by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

mike hanes 

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

mike hanes by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

beefy hanes 

The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.

"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."

beefy hanes by Corndog Millionaire January 8, 2014

Show yo gains, not yo Hanes 

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.

Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.

Show yo gains, not yo Hanes by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2024

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

Basketball hands 

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands

gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro

Basketball hands by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020