Handsome Jack 

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

Handsome Jack by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

handsome squidward by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

Handsome Varney 

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

Handsome Varney by bluetowel February 22, 2011

Worldwide handsome

The term worldwide handsome is often used when refering to Kim Seokjin (김석진), better known as Jin, from boygroup BTS (방탄소년단).

Him being the only living description of worldwide handsome to date, indicates that this term is exclusively applicable to Kim Seokjin only.

Kim Seokjin is the most beautiful living being in the world, he truly is worldwide handsome.

Worldwide handsome by Meralvh December 10, 2017

Worldwide Handsome

A joke made about Kim Soekjin by himself.

I’m worldwide handsome

Worldwide Handsome by Jiminiepab0 December 24, 2017

handsome giraffe 

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

handsome giraffe by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

hey handsome 

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!

hey handsome by Sickomonster July 11, 2023