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Hamstering 

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.
Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.
Hamstering by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025

Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
Hamstering by lowkey. November 13, 2025

hamstring stretch standing 

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

hammering 

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams
Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy
hammering by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019