Going fishing with a spoon 

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

Going fishing with a spoon by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Is She Really Going Out With Him? 

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

Is She Really Going Out With Him? by Death Menace July 9, 2023

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on. 

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.

OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on. by srae April 8, 2011

Going to war with the Grammar Nazis 

Something you shouldn't do.

Guy 1: I think you're are stupid.

Guy 2: Clearly going to war with the Grammar Nazis with that sentence, eh?

Going to war with the Grammar Nazis by anonymousclucker August 18, 2018

going to town with one in the brown 

fucking someone in the ass.

"Wanna come out Dave?" "I can't Bob i'm busy going to town with one in the brown on Jess"

going to town with one in the brown by Dan the man with a big wang November 30, 2013

I don't know what I'm going to do with you! 

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.

Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)

I don't know what I'm going to do with you! by anonymous November 18, 2022

Going nature reserve with some monsters

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.

Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?

Going nature reserve with some monsters by MattN36 January 16, 2022