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Gurting
I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.
Gurting by xmidnightxx October 4, 2009
Gorting
The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Gorting by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012
Gourding
The act of placing gourding in an undisclosed location in one's bed. Gourding has mixed significance depending on the type of gourd. Recent gourding sitings have occurred in the dormitories and fraternities of Northwestern University.
Gourding by The Gourder October 25, 2010
Urban Guerrilla Gokarting
So we understand each other"
Urban Guerrilla Go Karting is a group of racers dedicated to stripped down home built hot rod go karts. They're taking kart racing back to when karts were home brewed creations that were fixed by the racers and every one made a statement. There are no enclosed trailers at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no shifter karts at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no log sized tires to make your kart stick to the track. A maximum of 3.5 inch wide slicks will be run to ensure that this is about DRIVING, not how much money you can throw at your kart.Remember: the competition is fierce and when the smoke and the dust clear there can only be one winner!
Urban Guerrilla Go Karting is a group of racers dedicated to stripped down home built hot rod go karts. They're taking kart racing back to when karts were home brewed creations that were fixed by the racers and every one made a statement. There are no enclosed trailers at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no shifter karts at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no log sized tires to make your kart stick to the track. A maximum of 3.5 inch wide slicks will be run to ensure that this is about DRIVING, not how much money you can throw at your kart.Remember: the competition is fierce and when the smoke and the dust clear there can only be one winner!
Urban Guerrilla Gokarting by Rebel Brother January 15, 2010
Gourming
The quest to satiate one's dietary needs by attending events that provide free food.
Note: The actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.
Note: The actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.
Mary managed to eat for weeks during grad school by gourming her way around campus.
"Mary, why are you going to talk on 'the evolution of emerging RNA viral infections of swine'"
"Lunch provided"
"You truly are the queen of gourming"
"Mary, why are you going to talk on 'the evolution of emerging RNA viral infections of swine'"
"Lunch provided"
"You truly are the queen of gourming"