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Fizzling Kevin 

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.
A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.
Fizzling Kevin by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

Fritzing 

When you drive home drunk or high
Can you drive?” “I’m just fritzing home.”
Fritzing by Darkhoursday April 28, 2020

Drizzling Sizzler 

An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.
After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.

Fizzing Tip

The sensation before you cum. It is that feeling you get on the tip that before ejaculation and is almost like a fizz
Dude 1: "How will I know when to pull out?"
Dude 2: "You'll know, cause you'll get a mean case of fizzing tip"
Fizzing Tip by Bishop Gains June 19, 2014

fritzing out

(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.
Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.
fritzing out by Shiboleth July 31, 2017

frazzing 

Frantic, ineffective multitasking, typically with the delusion that you are getting a lot done. The quality of the work, however, is poor. Often performed by the frazzled.
I would have finished that task if I wasn't frazzing.
frazzing by moonfever0 August 29, 2008