Flannel 

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

Flannel by Occult Aura December 29, 2009

Wank Flannel 

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

Wank Flannel by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010

sexually confused flannel 

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

sexually confused flannel by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

flannel 

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

flannel by floppyfish102 September 29, 2017

Flannerish 

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.

"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."

Flannerish by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009

flannel four 

1. A small group of strong willed mavericks who attempt, and often succeed, at ruining the day of athletic opponents by slinging verbal barbs at them. They wear Flannel and Kick-ass hats.

2. These guys are fucking cool.

Flannel four Dance Time!

flannel four by Creaming Eagles November 14, 2011

Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.

Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??

Double flannel by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018