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Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.
After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.

light-fingered 

inclined to steal, larcenous
I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
clergy fingered by YAWA March 14, 2018

nine-fingered 

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
nine-fingered by BBarker November 11, 2006

fingered 

rubbing a girls pussy until she has an orgasm
i fingered my girl for an hour last night a she had the biggets orgasm she cam all over me.
fingered by d November 17, 2003

fuggered 

Being in very deep shit.

You're totally fucked, and you're ultimately buggered, you're fuggered.
Naked, oiled-up and alone in an open prison cell? You're fuggered.
fuggered by jeff24 September 5, 2005