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noel fielding 

a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh
Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?

"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
noel fielding by [R]o January 6, 2008
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feeding a horse 

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

feeding the octopus 

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
feeding the octopus by bri_bel April 24, 2017
When someone either physically or mentally crumbles due to: (a) alcohol, (b) drugs or, (c) women. If all 3 are combined that is said to be an L.
Took 5 codeine and then snorted a cap off that birds' tits, I'm folding into an origami dinosaur.

Noel Fielding 

Noel Fielding. King of the MODS.
Comedic Legend.
Be enchanted by his raw sexual magnetism.
and that cheeky finge and razor sharp cheeks bones and chinny chin.
Stef:Lets talk about Noel Fielding
Rachel:Noel, Noel noel noel noel.
Stef:Noel noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel.
Rachel: i agree.
Noel Fielding by PlanPony January 18, 2008

Feeding the Devil 

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.
Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.

holding folding 

British slang, means to be in possession of money.
I always found an opportunity here and there so I was never not holding folding.
holding folding by zzz555 October 21, 2010