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Spider Expert 

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.
"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"
Spider Expert by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
meat sludge luge expert by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Sexosaurus Expert 

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy

social media expert 

hii turkish social media expert

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social media expert

Singapore expert 

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
Singapore expert by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021

SEO Expert 

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey
SEO Expert needs nothing , it's so easy! Anyone can do it LOL.
SEO Expert by digitalguy November 29, 2021

SEO Expert 

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey
SEO Expert Job needs nothing. It's SO EASY, Anyone can do it - LOL
SEO Expert by digitalguy November 29, 2021