Deceit 

One slimy snakey boi with a half snek face who pretends to be your dad but is not.

"Deceit is one slimy boi"

Deceit by ThatWeirdGayGirl December 10, 2018

December 27 

December 27 is a day for all of the elite human beings. If you happen to be born on this day, consider yourself the greatest human alive. You are basically a bootleg Christmas holiday and get the best of both worlds. Everyone loves a December person.

Guy 1: when is your birthday?
Guy 2: its December 27th.

Guy 1: WOW, I better be out of your way then geez

December 27 by Green tinsel October 15, 2019

December 11th 

The day you hit someone taller then you

kid that’s taller then me oh shit, it’s December 11th.

December 11th by Fat mom November 27, 2019

December 3rd 

the day Conan received the polyester sweater from his crush but Heather ruined the moment.

It’s December 3rd so fuck all Heathers

December 3rd by cali mikeska May 8, 2020

December 27 

National give people money day

December 27 is Give money to whoever’s birthday it is

December 27 by Mdray October 17, 2019

December 30

People born on this day are artistic, sensitive, cute af, takes no shit, love their friends, and have the face of angels

Kim Taehyung was born on December 30 , what an amazing artist and human being!

December 30 by Kimtaebaby October 15, 2019

december 

national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.

it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!

december by fuepueta October 22, 2019