Definitions by fuepueta

February 

that one month where the singles are extra depressed. they only have about 13 days to find someone to date. and if they’re lucky they’ll get their person on the 14th.

shit February is coming.. i need a date

February by fuepueta April 28, 2020

maddy 

okay so people with the name ‘maddy’ are automatically 6x dumber than girls who spell their name;
maddie/maddi/madi
i mean have u ever met a ‘maddy’ who isn’t a retard?

omg bro in 8th grade that dumb bitch maddy asked me how to spell EARTH
(based on a true story)

maddy by fuepueta April 28, 2020

madeline/madeleine 

okay. whoever names their kid “madeline” it’s not pronounced madelyn/ madilin/ madilyn. your child’s name is MAD-I-LINE

okay madeline/madeleine ur name isn’t pronounced “madelyn” your name is “MAD-I-LINE”

madeline/madeleine by fuepueta April 28, 2020

ayden 

ASSHOLE

AYDEN IS AN ASSHOLE

ayden by fuepueta February 26, 2020

angelina 

kinda dumb- but pretty. probably popular- but she’s a mean popular girl. fake 99% of the time. also kind of a whore.

kid: angelina is pretty n all but she’s kinda fake
kid 2: yep. she’s also kinda dumb. and she can be so rude

angelina by fuepueta February 26, 2020

april

national just ask ‘me out month.

they probably like u back.. pls just put ur self outta misery. and ask. them. out.

april’s comin in a little while.., prepare urselves guys.

april by fuepueta October 25, 2019

december 

national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.

it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!

december by fuepueta October 22, 2019