fuepueta's definitions

lily

lily is literally a crackhead. i mean like i’m not even kidding. what is she taking?

she seems quiet at first somehow. but then her crackhead-y-ness pokes through. but she’s really nice and ends up being one of ur besties. she’s also kinda clumsy (lol). but she makes it all look cute and like a joke. lily is also one of the prettiest people out there.

lastly, she’s on some kind of drug. i mean who has that much energy at like 7 in the morning?

me: bOi what are u on?😂🤪
lily: nothing i’m just like this🤪

by fuepueta October 22, 2019

april

national just ask ‘me out month.

they probably like u back.. pls just put ur self outta misery. and ask. them. out.

april’s comin in a little while.., prepare urselves guys.

by fuepueta October 25, 2019

ayden

ASSHOLE

AYDEN IS AN ASSHOLE

by fuepueta February 26, 2020

maddy

okay so people with the name ‘maddy’ are automatically 6x dumber than girls who spell their name;
maddie/maddi/madi
i mean have u ever met a ‘maddy’ who isn’t a retard?

omg bro in 8th grade that dumb bitch maddy asked me how to spell EARTH
(based on a true story)

by fuepueta April 28, 2020

madeline/madeleine

okay. whoever names their kid “madeline” it’s not pronounced madelyn/ madilin/ madilyn. your child’s name is MAD-I-LINE

okay madeline/madeleine ur name isn’t pronounced “madelyn” your name is “MAD-I-LINE”

by fuepueta April 28, 2020

angelina

kinda dumb- but pretty. probably popular- but she’s a mean popular girl. fake 99% of the time. also kind of a whore.

kid: angelina is pretty n all but she’s kinda fake
kid 2: yep. she’s also kinda dumb. and she can be so rude

by fuepueta February 26, 2020

december

national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.

it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!

by fuepueta October 22, 2019