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Crusties 

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.
Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.
Crusties by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

crunkness 

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."
crunkness by Geoff L. August 30, 2005

Butt Crusties 

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

Political Christness 

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

Crusties 

People of any age that identify with a subculture that is not necessarily crust punk, hippie, dirty kids or punk. They travel in groups and all look alike and look like hippies, dirty kids or your usual homeless person. The do not bath, so hair usually mats, don't work, so dumpster food, or beg for scraps and doggie bags.

They are from Middle to well-to-do families which allows them to carry on the homeless gig late into life.

Some claim to be anti-government which would not make sense if it were true because they all dumpster in mainstream merican places and participate in American Culture in every way EXCEPT bathing and working.

They are very snobbish, only clinging to those within their clique.

Most of the women tend to drink alot and have pot-bellies, the other beautiful women are usually seen with hideous, rotten-toothed men.
The crusties have invaded New Orleans, LA and should go home to their parents soon - your parents have a house, car, and lots of land waiting for you!
Crusties by Jackson Star March 8, 2009

crusties 

kids who listen to crust, wear black clothes, wear patches, dont take showers, some of them are vegan or vegetarian and believe in animal rights, wear an indian oil pachuey(sp?). They stand up to what they believe in, and usually talk A LOT of shit.
bands: Nausea, Doom, Disrupt..
crusties by Vanessa December 23, 2004