Darwin Claus 

Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas

Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!

Darwin Claus by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

Penta Claus 

a rich & evil person taking care of the poor and needy not because it's good for them but because it's good for his own will.

Pablo Escobar was South America's Penta Claus for all seasons

Penta Claus by kelamist December 7, 2018

disco santa claus 

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.

Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.

disco santa claus by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011

dirty santa claus 

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

dirty santa claus by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

Satan Claus 

Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.

The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!

Satan Claus by Rude Dolph December 15, 2003

subordinate Claus 

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

subordinate Claus by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

Puntus Claus 

You either know what Puntus Claus is or you don't. If you're here then...

Puntus Claus is like Santa Claus, but instead of giving out Santas on Christmas, he gives out Puntus.

Puntus Claus by Puntus-Claus December 16, 2022