Poo Clingers 

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

Poo Clingers by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Tiny Clanger 

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

Tiny Clanger by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Dropped a clanger 

To generate an ungodly stench ether by a horrendous shit or fart.

Usually given as a warning or boast to others when exiting the toilet.

Jesus! someone dropped a clanger in the bog!

Dropped a clanger by Bricknutz December 17, 2011

clanger 

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

clanger by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Clanger 

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

Clanger by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger 

An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph*
Pulse Fire: "That was an absolute clanger dud"

Clanger by Redknight135 November 20, 2020

Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

Pipe Clanger by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020