Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger

An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph*
Pulse Fire: "That was an absolute clanger dud"

by Redknight135 November 20, 2020

Clanger

A large turd

I've just dropped an absolute clanger in that toilet.

by Jjclang September 15, 2017

Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 03, 2008

Clanger

An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.

(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"

by FHS Voltaire November 04, 2009

clangers

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

by flatster January 19, 2008